Commissioner Meets With Statistician lookingforcream

As the Statistician enters the office the Commissioner points him toward the chair.

After being seated the Commissioner says "I asked you to come here so I could find out where you stand on this issue. The last time you posted any stats was at the beginning of September. It is not fair to the wrestlers for them not to have more current info posted so that they know where they stand in their division and in the league. And now even more unfair is the fact that JW has joined us and those wrestlers have very little knowledge of potential opponents. So the difficult question I need to ask you is 'do you want to continue being the statistician? Do I need to find a replacement for you?'"

The Statistician leaned back in his chair and thought to himself for a moment, "the Commissioner is right! First there was September 11 that rocked all of us, then I had some personal/work issues but due to 9-11 it is not the greatest time to look for new employment. Then just as I was getting everything in order to post new stats I had a major computer crash that put me a week behind. Of course there have been times available but procrastination took over. No more excuses! After all I have the easiest job on the Committee. Other parents and volunteers have to sell tickets, clean the gym, monitor and coach and all I have to do is post results on a regular basis. And I want to continue being on the Committee where it happens." He then straightens up in the chair, looks at the Commissioner saying, "yes, I want to continue."

"Great! Then I want new stats posted by the end of this weekend with the following adjustments to the format. The three-man tag teams no longer exist but the wrestlers are still active so their stats need to be adjusted accordingly. Also, I only want 'official tag teams' with the exception of Cody/Dane posted as tag teams. If two individuals wrestle in a tag team match then post those results in their individual stats. Finally, I see no reason to continue listing the stats for wrestlers who have quit, moved, reached the age limit or signed up and have never pursued having a match for a long period of time. After all, if anyone reactivates they can be added back with their record intact. Any questions or comments?"

"With these adjustments, how do you want me to handle the stats when a tag team recruits one or more persons to have a six or eight man match? Are they listed as individuals or as a tag team with individuals?"

"You can do it either way. Just be fair and make certain that any one individual's total results are correct. A tag team member will need to add his individual and tag team results together to have his total picture. I realize some records will go down and some go up but the total would be correct. I will inform the wrestlers of these forth coming adjustments."

"Okay, I will have new stats posted before this weekend is over. I will do better in the future."

"Fantastic! I didn't want to lose you."

The Statistician left the Commissioner's office feeling good. He was going straight home and work on the stats until he had them done and posted.